January 2011
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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness…
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Strange how people who suffer together have stronger connections than people who are most content…
-Bob Dylan
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BALLS
Oh, Ricky- The audience at the Golden Globes might not appreciate you but I sure as fuck do. Balls. You have balls. I love your balls.
“Please welcome Ashton Kutcher’s dad- Bruce Willis.” “It seems that everything this year was three dimensional. Except the characters in ‘The Tourist’. I feel bad about that joke. I’m jumping on the bandwagon because I...
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My mom just asked who Ashton Kutcher was in response to Ricky Gervais’s joke about Bruce Willis being his pops…
FAIL!
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the national + band of horses on austin city limits makes being stuck sick in bed on a saturday night a bit more tolerable.
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damnyouautocorrect.com →
Amazing find. Hilarious.
Funny story of the day.
My Supervisor: So I’ve learned new things about two of you today. Mara, what’s an attribute of yours that I don’t know about?
Other interns in no particular order: Mara is a really great listener. She’s a lot more optimistic and bubbly than you think she is. She always knows how to make me feel better. She gives great...
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Turn around and say good morning to the night…
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A song comes on the jukebox. His closes his eyes. He wraps his arms around himself. I ask him if he’s okay. He looks at me and says “I’m just hugging the music.”
That is why I love him.
Note to self… don’t ever get sappy on tumblr ever again.
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Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind...
So on the drive home, my partner in crime and I decided to use my iPod as a magic 8 ball. We asked it questions and clicked shuffle and whatever song came on was the answer to our questions. I asked if I would ever be with the man that I love, clicked shuffle and “Catch the Wind” by Donovan came on. Go fucking figure. Haha. Danielle asked similar questions and got a much more...
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